Monday, June 18, 2012

Andrew Landeryou: newshound (not)

Today the Australian media has seen its biggest story since Rupert Murdoch purchased the Herald & Weekly Times a quarter of a century ago.

John Fairfax & Sons, the nation's oldest and most prestigious media company, has suddenly proved to be as much a power as black and white TV.

And fat Andrew Landeryou has carried on his "News has a future: Vexnews" site... absolutely nothing original on the story. He has been preoccupied all day by low level irrelevancies from the federal opposition.

His content consists of nothing but his own lies, smears and bile or student politics and Young Liberal gossip.

Landeryou's own news gathering skills are like those of the bloke below.

At least unlike the morbidly obese drunk crossdresser Landeryou he was honest.

"I know nuffink!"
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51 comments:

  1. Vexnews is the future in the same way that Mark Latham was eight years ago.

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  2. The hot rodding men and I are going to give Landeryou's ass even harsher treatment than the market has meted out to Fairfax shares

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  3. Just saw Stephen Mayne on ABC's Lateline.

    No sign of Editor-in-Chief Landeryou anywhere.

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  4. If this world was just, Andrew would end up sharing a cell with the Crown Casino sixpack of thugs who strangled a drunken customer. The Casino is a mega-parasite that gorges on patrons and, if they cheek the bouncers, get strangled and die.

    WTF is this shit? Where did Crown find these murderous bullies? Where is Jamie The Hutt, backing up his stormtroopers? The fat Leech should be in court too.

    The Hot Rodders will happily deal with them all in due course.

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  5. The loathsome media midget, stalker and internet libeller is still blocking all comments from me. Vexnews proclaims 'Let Freedom Ring' yet censors all my critical comments. What a pathetic farce. What is he so scared of?

    It's not siege mentality. The guy is a lifelong fraudster who stole from MUSU and IQ Corp. He has escaped prosecution so far. Since taking up his Vexnews hate site, he protects the illusion he is just an illiterate lounge libeller by banning any sort of criticism.

    He makes me puke in my grave!

    The useless legions at ACMA do sweet FA...

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  6. Has Andrew been in Adelaide? The reputable and respected journalists of the ABC are reporting:

    Police are spreading their resources in the hunt for mayonnaise stolen from business premises in South Australia.

    Officers say they are puzzled about why anyone would want to take 42 kilograms of mayonnaise.

    The tubs have been stolen from a business at Whyalla.

    Police said the thieves took the two 21-kilogram tubs from a refrigerated warehouse over the weekend.

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  7. Recently.....ok a few years ago, my fiance' and I were doing the deed on a hot August nite while camping. About half way thru it, without warning she farted. Like a caveman she did. It smelled like fried duck shit! Dammit !My eyes started watering. I couldn't breath. It was around 90 degrees and it was like being slimed. I could feel it landing on my back. I started feeling light headed and thought I was going to pass out and puke all at the same time. She , though, never missed a hump. When I had to stop and go get O 2 , she had the nerve to ask me what was wrong. Huh ? Did she not know ? Honestly , if I'd kept pushing, I believe she'd shit all over both of us.
    Is this normal ? Do some females find it orgasmic to shit and have sex at the same time ?
    She never mentioned it and acted as though it never happened. What to do ?

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  8. This happened a few years ago and it still bothers you??.... has it happened since?. Its just natural, if you spend enough time with a woman then eventually you're gonna have her fart, even if its just one of those early morning farts. I'm sure you do them as well, most people do... just as quite a few people fart during sex now and then. A woman I see farts sometimes when we have sex and I find it quite sweet and a turnon!. It shouldnt be such a big deal, as long as she doesnt crap all over you that is!....

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  9. We split shortly after. Things just weren't just the same. I'm gagging now just thinking about it. I'm still traumatized from the whole deal. It wasn't the fart , it was the smell. My God !, I think she ate a dead buzzard! And she just kept a pumpin' and a grindin'. Farting is natural but in the middle of being intimate ?
    I think she was playing peek a boo with a mud turtle

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  10. Man if it only happened once, I'd shut up and forget about it. I had this incredibly gorgeous girlfriend, like supermodel gorgeous, but she queefed almost every time I pumped her! And the more turned on she got, the more she queefed! It was so distracting and embarrassing! But it didn't stink. We broke up (thank god) but not specifically over that.

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  11. Andrew the Anonymous scat cowardWednesday, June 20, 2012 1:13:00 AM

    Hmmnn!

    'Anonymous' can't be Andrew. He is an onanist who has never had relations because of his BO. He stinks!

    But...that is not to say he doesn't fantasise crudely about women.

    He is however a sickening creep who has shown his repulsive side here over several months. Yes, what he writes is disgusting. Yes, it shows he is sub-human. And yes, his comments here demonstrate he is utterly irrelevant with a sad toilet humour fixation.

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  12. Landeryou hasn't had any news or insights on Fairfax, the biggest story of the week, so he comes here and posts anonymously about farting. That tells you all you need to know about Andrew Landeryou's journalism and news gathering skills.

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  13. There are a hell of a lot of involuntary bowel movements at Fairfax and News Ltd right now. Crappy managment hasn't helped.

    Going digital may not be the best way. The internet is infested with crooks, scammers, spammers and bad people like Landeryou and his toy, Vexnews.

    My family is planning to ditch digital altogether.

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  14. Nothing on Fairfax, no insights into News Ltd. The only new things on the sleazy Vexnews blog are links to other people's copy.

    Landeryou's imagined enemy Eric Beecher will have pocketed more money that his cuntiness has ever stolen from today's sale of Australian Independent Business Media to News Ltd.

    Not even a knacker's yard would offer money for Vexnews.

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  15. I am hopelessly addicted to parliamentary question time even though it drives me mad. At the moment, the serial Dorothy Dix timewasters Smyth, O'Neill and D'Ath - the three hags who sit behind the despatch box on the ALP side - make my flesh crawl. After asking their prepared questions, they nod vigourously, say 'Hear, Hear' and grin like idiots.

    As my wife says, there are far too many silly females in Australian parliaments. The men are bad enough. The women are even dafter. The three mentioned above are tiresome pests that underline the prehistoric parliamentary practices allow this nonsense. The government spends millions on advertising campaigns. Dorothy Dix questions are crap.

    These people are fat, privileged fools.

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  16. The latest census figures are now out. Mandarin is the second language of the nation after English, with Cantonese a close third.

    I can't remember voting in favour of a diaspora nation. Australians are hopeless softies for 'refugees'. But our amenity has been destroyed. Without increasing infrastructure, no wonder we are becoming squished sardines, surrounded by strangers.

    The media, among which I loosely include the pygmy blog Vexnews, has failed the nation in exposing this lunacy. Successive governments secretly have allowed an influx of unwanted immigrants. This was a huge betrayal of the nation.

    I curse them everyday.

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  17. The minority Gillard Zombie government is finished but is still implementing it's ruinous Carbon Tax.

    Why?

    The Mad Monk's Howard remnants have completely failed to stop them.

    Why?

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  18. Juliar's 'living dead' government is execrated by voters who have told her they don't want her rotten carbon tax.

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  19. Shopped at Bunnings yesterday where price rises have gone sky high. The next price hikes will probably wait until August.

    The Carbon Tax kicks in on 1 July. God save us.

    The imbeciles in the ALP and Treasury never metered in the abject greed of industry, the corporate crooks and every small business down to your local corner store. They will all want a big, fat cut.

    We will all be screwed absolutely stupid by the Carbon Tax.

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  20. The Ted Baillieu government of born to rule Toffs just don't get it.

    Victorian taxpayers don't want these loafers treating themselves to fine dining, hot buffets and cocktail platters while sacking thousands of public servants.

    The buggers should be eating humble pie and sitting in the dunces' corner.

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  21. Just went slumming on the Vexnews intellectual wasteland...

    Landeryou, the internet scat expert writes 'It took quite some time for justice to catch up with the head of the HSU Jackson crime family but it did'.

    All us patriots are wondering why Andrew and HIS crime family aren't in jail yet!

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  22. Andrew's former mate Shorty had the cheek yesterday to underwrite Peter Schlepper on Lateline. There are many rogering rumours about Shorty. The GG it is said keeps scissors handy in case she can geld the randy little stallion.

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  23. The federal parliament has become a sheltered workshop and national embarrassment. The only benefit for the nation in recent days was the absence of dumbass Nicola Rixon from the airwaves.

    Luckily, by the look of things, we will never see Dimberley Kitchen-Landeryou there.

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  24. I'm getting grouchy about all the criticism of my carbon tax, my incompetent social engineering ministers, and descriptions of the ALP as a flock of galahs.

    I wanna have the last laugh. Youse will face circumstaaances of poverty after 1 July. I will be long gone when youse all wake up!

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  25. Juliar isn't as dumb as she looks.

    The timing of the introduction of the calamitous carbon tax allows the deceitful Gillard goverment to hide in their bunkers for the six week parliamentary 'break' which began tonight. The tax comes in on Sunday.

    It will take months for all the giant price rises to kick in.

    Juliar has realised her government is dead and wants to bignote herself in history as The Great Reformer.

    Instead, she will be remembered as the mad woman in the attic who sent Australian families broke.

    It wasn't as if you weren't told, Juliar!

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  26. God almighty! Even Landeryou's Young Liberal buddies have given up on him. He has had absolutely nothing on the Liberals' national conference on his sleazy blog.

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  27. Sir Les I think you should go home as you have consumed so much alcohol tonight you are getting silly again! Is it all above board that 20th Man picks up the tab?

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  28. What a freakin disgraceSunday, July 01, 2012 11:54:00 PM

    It is nearly midnight and Juliar Gizzard is celebrating her new Carbon Tax with Greg 'boofhead' Combat and serial pest TV Ross Garnaut. A trio of lonely fools.

    Millions of Australians told them where they could stick their tax, but did they listen?

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  29. Andrew needs a much bigger buttplugMonday, July 02, 2012 12:39:00 AM

    Landeryou is going to be slugged hard for his toxic gas emissions.

    He is regarded by the Health Department as a bio-hazard.

    The mad internet libeller, stalker and crook emits 94.5 tonnes of methane a month.

    Investigators found evidence of gaseous residues, most of which revealed 11 KFC secret spices and cheap bergundy.

    MFB fire brigades near the Landeryous have been warned about the Hazmat and explosive hazards of the Landeryou residence.

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  30. ...Enjoying Sophie Mirabella, who whistleblew Landeryou early in his crime spree at Melbourne Uni Students Union, on QandA tonight. Andrew is in the loo at his place sucking his thumb and having a teary.

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  31. Unfortunately, daffy Ross Garnaut will be on Lateline spruiking his usual pro-carbon tax claptrap later.

    I would be a lot happier to see Ross in the Amazon basin talking to the natives felling the forests. Among other things, the natives won't be paying any carbon tax.

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  32. What a bunch of useless dudsMonday, July 02, 2012 10:28:00 PM

    If voters were smart, they would demolish parliament house canberra while the lazy pollies are on yet another freaking holiday 'break'.

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  33. Ross Garnaut is an economist who pontificates about global warming. Juliar appointed him as a lobbyist for her disastrous carbon tax. Lateline gave him far too many free kicks tonight. The guy should stick to what he knows.

    He should be fired off into space as an undesirable serial pest.

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  34. We still don't know which one of the good Colonel's Squaddies fired the live pellet into Sophie's big plump tum as the poor old Greg is impotent.

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  35. Vexnews slips to 9,324th ranked site in Australia. Another successful Landeryou venture.

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  36. Which s still 125,00 higher than this tripe here.

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  37. Yes, Andrew Anonymous, but this site does not purport to be a livewire news source like Vexnews where freedom feebly tinkles. You pudgy idiot Andrew! You are a long-winded, ungrammatical, blether and bore.

    The only reason some people visit vewsnews is that they are fascinated by a website run by a libellous former crook. It is long overdue that Vexnews disappear in a confetti shower of writs. It's just a matter of when.

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  38. The Greens have been lobbying Immigration minister Chris Bowen to swap Andrew Landeryou for 100,000 Sudanese 'refugees'. Bowen, apparently, has pointed out that no country would accept the fat fraud, but says he will take the Sudanese anyway.

    Also saw on Twitter allegations that Andrew paid for the dramatic fainting on QandA that has embarrassed Sophie Mirabella today.

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