Sunday, November 4, 2012

Fat Andrew Landeryou plans prison pig-out

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou, sometime husband of the perjurer Kimberley Kitching, today tweeted a Herald Sun article outlining all the gourmet delights available at Barwon Jail.

KFC is not on the menu, but with goose, pork belly and beer-battered bad boy chips available, there should be enough fatty food available to keep the criminal happy when he begins his extended stay there.


Landeryou though forgot to mention one item he won't like so much: meat between the buns; the massive man meat of Brutus Beefcake, Bubba and the rest of the Barwon Jail Hot Rodders stuck up between his buns brutally and repeatedly day after days despite his pleas and screaming and the injuries these repeated pack rapes will wreak on his rectum.

The thought of that would put even fat man Landeryou off his food!
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34 comments:

  1. Poor Landeryou. He won’t be able to indulge in the prison pig outs. He will be on a very limited diet because of the colostomy bag he will have to wear after Brutus and the lads put much of the lower reaches of his digestive system permanently out of order.

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  2. Good to see the picture of Carl Williams' killer Matthew Johnson there. Brutus Beefcake makes him look like a 10 stone weakling. I'd hate to see the state of Landeryou (or Landeyou's arse) when Brutus is finished with him.

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  3. It would a bit like the altar boy's after Big George and his mates from the Christian Brothers have finished.

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  4. Brutus Beefcake will be dead from AIDS before any of the persons named in this dirty blog ever become inmates of Barwon. A warder I know who works at Barwon told me that Brutus is certainly HIV positive, and they hope anyone he infects also dies, for otherwise Barwon will lose in a court action for negligence by men Brutus has infected.

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  5. Former Landeryou drinking partner Stephen Conjob has had to pull in his head on internet censorship. It was a daft idea. AG, and chief parliamentary tea lady, Nicola Rockhead didn't chime in - she is in enough shit already on a variety of fronts. Where in hell did the ALP discover these grossly incompetent nincompoops?

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  6. Shorty was on tele a day or two ago. Can't remember what he was pontificating about. So far as I could tell, he wasn't rooting anyone at the time. That is probably a first.

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  7. My scissors are sharp and I'm as mad a hell! Shorty won't be rooting anyone soon.

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  8. Numbnuts Landeryou on his mad blog Vexnews is trying to stick his stilletos into the Ombudsman. This is nutty. The Ombudsman is a mighty thin line between battered taxpayers and the bizarre Bailleu government.

    I'm surprised that Landeryou hasn't claimed a scoop in bringing about the royal commission into the catholic church and sexual abuse. He has been criminally libelling Cardinal Pell as a paedophile in fake posts on Vexnews, here, and on other websites for years.

    What an abominable asshole he is!

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