Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The fat criminal Andrew Landeryou and the Royal Commission

The morbidly obese thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou - sometime husband of the perjurer Kimberley Kitching - has been in a state of high anxiety since the Prime Minister announced her Royal Commission into sexual abuse last week.

He is constantly on the phone to one of the corrupt members of the Ministry he has bought off with donations of stolen funds, Bill Shorten, as this tape of the Fat Cave end of a conversation given to Slanderyou New by patriotic and law abiding sources tells:

  • Mate, it's Andrew
  • Andrew Landeryou. Don't you remember my donation from the AWU ball just a few weeks ago?
  • Don't you say "Oh fuck" at me. I could get you jailed. Look, have you spoken to your ex yet?
  • Not fucking Debbie Beale. That woofer Roxon.
  • Waddya mean you haven't? This is important. Look, you've got to talk to her about the Royal Commission terms of reference. All that stuff with the Sergeant... He... He likes it. It's just a game. It makes him feel wanted...
  • Hey, c'mon mate! I'm good to him! He's a retard! They don't get any loving from anywhere! Let me say it for the record: Sasha Uzunov is allowed to eat from Ronnie's feed bowl and drink his water anytime. I care for him!

[Mr Shorten hung up his phone]


Our photgraph shows another fat Labor sex pervert, former Tasmanian MP Terry Martin,who escaped prison despite fucking a 12 year old. Landeryou hopes his perverse abuse of the retard "Sergeant" Sasha Uzunov will similarly escape the attention of the law.

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10 comments:

  1. The Landeryou family deserve a whole royal commission themselves!

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  2. So does Sir Lesley Twentytonneguts HRH for his youth work.

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  3. I'm going to carve Shortie's rampant little appendage into kabana style finger food. The guy is a male nymphomaniac.

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  4. I still have a soft spot for Shortie!

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  5. Grilled Gizzard and stuffed Mad Monk. Greasy, tasteless, expensive and unappetising.

    Fat chook Landeryou is planning to sell Halal turkeys for Xmas...

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  6. Ralph Blewitt, extensively defamed on Vexnews now, could be the type of guy who might like sticking it up Landeryou in court.

    There is a blog at the foot of the venemous Vexnews blog that seems to prove Landeryou is behind a defamatory Youtube about Les Twentyman. That Youtube has been removed, but Landeryou points out that it will reappear soon elsewhere.

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  7. It is on other sites, the intervention order was on 7th Dec for Landeryou to remove material from the imnternet, material had to be removed in two days, it is still 3 days later on another site.
    The video poster is listed as By landeryou who states,

    "Les Twentyman used legal threats to get this video removed by Youtube. Boo hoo". posted by By Landeryou
    Les Twentyman's song: Landeryou has no respect for others or the law. I hope Les has him convicted of breaching the interim order.

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xv9y6o_les-twentyman-s-song_news#.UMS3XLbm6ji

    I am glad someone has a blog to reply to the nasty bastard and the crap at Pox News

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  8. More on Showbags Bill Shorten media tart for the Faceless ones ALP Shorten/Conroy branch-stacking fiefdom.

    http://www.hereticpress.com/Dogstar/Religion/Faith.html#shorten

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