Thursday, November 15, 2012

Has fat crim Andrew Landeryou discovered irony?

Today on his little-read phishing site Poxnews the morbidly obese drunken criminal Andrew Landeryou posted a link to a story entitled "How to Rack Up Debt and Ruin Your Life".

It is a fact that as a consequence of his criminality, drunkenness and incompetence as a businessman Landeryou:

  • bankrupted his wife, the perjurer Dim;
  • bankrupted his father, Big Bent Bill Landeryou; and
  • bankrupted himself.
Curious to understand the criminal mind, we put the question to several leading psychiatrist: Has Andrew Landeryou discovered irony?

They replied: No, he simply has no conscience, no self-awareness and is so massively vain he cannot comprehend how hilarious it is for a big fat bankrupt criminal sitting on a stash of stolen loot to put up a link like that.
 
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4 comments:

  1. Brother Abbott you must ensure this Royal Commission doesn't stop our joyfull acts with the young eager lads at St Chesters.

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  2. Talking about obese thieves, I see ANZ's Mike Smith is now getting a ten million dollar salary.

    The scale of corruption and greed among the banking CEOs is stupefying. What appalling crooks. I hope the silly oafs choke on their jellied eels, pheasant under glace, and wine at hundreds of dollars a bottle.

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  3. The laughable Baillieu government of loafers are hopelessly daft. I wrote to Minister Ryan Smith expecting a reply from him. Instead I got a reply from the head of the department I had complained of.

    Why is this world becoming increasingly Landeryouesque?

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  4. Get rid of these duds asapTuesday, November 20, 2012 12:04:00 AM

    Ted's government of drongos is a 'luxury' Victorian taxpayers simply can't afford.

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