Andrew Landeryou: newshound (not)

Today the Australian media has seen its biggest story since Rupert Murdoch purchased the Herald & Weekly Times a quarter of a century ago.

John Fairfax & Sons, the nation's oldest and most prestigious media company, has suddenly proved to be as much a power as black and white TV.

And fat Andrew Landeryou has carried on his "News has a future: Vexnews" site... absolutely nothing original on the story. He has been preoccupied all day by low level irrelevancies from the federal opposition.

His content consists of nothing but his own lies, smears and bile or student politics and Young Liberal gossip.

Landeryou's own news gathering skills are like those of the bloke below.

At least unlike the morbidly obese drunk crossdresser Landeryou he was honest.

"I know nuffink!"

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Andrew Landeryou online: from IQ Corp to cam girl

Fat thief and fraudster Andrew Landeryou and his fellow criminal Ed Dale thought they'd become multi millionaires from IQ Corp at the height of the dot com era.

The only multi millions they saw were the multi-millions fat Andrew stole from gullible investor Solly Lew (and that his wife, female impersonator Kimberley Kitching, committed perjury about.)

But Andrew still has dreams of making it big online. No, not though Vexnews. He knows that it is little known and less liked and he is too drunk and too lazy to update it any more than irregularly.

Andrew Landeryou wants to make his fortune as a webcam girl, an online pornographic performer sitting around at home who will do just as instructed by paying customers.

Looking at the screen grab of him below most patriotic, hard working and law abiding citizens would agree he is pushing shit uphill.

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"Give me $500 in used notes, rotgut port or KFC and I'll take it all off."

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Andrew Landeryou's lewd and lascivious cavortings

While the hard-working, patriotic and law-abiding readers of Slanderyou New were sleeping the sleep of the righteous last Friday, morbidly obese thief, fraudster and sex pervert Andrew Landeryou was engaging in lewd and lascivious cavortings at Melbourne's inaugural fat burlesque event, held in a seedy underground venue in the inner-city.

Andrew Landeryou weighs more than this bevy of beauties put together

"This unbelievably obese person turned up," an organiser speaking on condition of anonymity told Slanderyou New. "We couldn't work out if it was a he or a she. It was pissed as a parrot, kept wolfing down KFC, but performed three different routines under three different names: Cait 'Pussy' Catt, 'Randy' Rita Randles, the Voodoo Queen, and 'Slut' Shirley.

"The performances were outrageous and exuberant and became steadily more and more obscene. We're not running a porn show and didn't want any trouble with the Vice Squad, so we had to ask the individual to leave, particularly after the act began to involve acts of a sexual nature with a little dog called Ronnie and this weird retard-looking bloke who was wearing Diggers Disposals camos and an Alfoil covered pudding bowl on his head and kept taking pictures.

"The obese person got very angry and aggressive, calling us 'leftards', 'wets', 'Greens' and 'Kathy Jackson lovers' and threatened that ASIO would learn of our activities from Vexnews, whatever that may be.

"It was only after we got he or she out of the premises we noticed that the night's takings from the door had vanished."
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Andrew Landeryou on methamphetamine shock!

Less than 48 hours after a naked, drug addled maniac chewed the face off a homeless man in Miami, authorities fear Andrew Landeryou is hopped up on the same dope.

The Miami crime scene. If Landeryou had been involved the photographer would

have needed to use a very, very wide angle lens indeed.

The morbidly obese lazy drunken criminal updated his hateblog Poxnews not once but TWICE today.

True, both updates were shite - one a cut and paste job, stolen from an international news outlet, the other a "Please, please, please I could be the next Steve Price if I wasn't drunk all the time and as trustworthy and reliable as an Iranian liaison officer with the UN nuclear weapons detection team" sermon from the Reverend "Do as I say, not as I do" Landeryou - but Landeryou's unprecedented productivity levels have amazed and terrified the law abiding and patriotic.

"Landeryou is clearly drugged," an expert told Slanderyou New, "on some demonic form of methamphetamine. For such a notorious bum to do so much work when it will make him no money and will be read by no one as everyone knows Vexnews is nothing but the deranged criminal fantasies of a madman and failure and when all sane people steer clear of the site as they also know it  loaded with malware that steals the credit card and online banking and share trading details of everyone stupid enough to visit the site means he must be high as a kite if not higher.

"He is off his face, but may soon be biting faces off."

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Amazing true facts about Andrew Landeryou and family as revealed by the law abiding and patriotic: Part IV

Hard working, law abiding and honest people often say "God, that Dimberley Ditching looks like a man in drag". Now, here is the real story.

 A man

The noted perjurer and former disgraced Melbourne City Councillor and perpetual candidate of the Tammany Hall faction of the extreme Right of the ALP was born a male.

Dimberley's parents had high hopes for him/her but were incredibly cheap. They made their son sit every scholarship exam there was in the hope he/she would win a top-rank education without them having to part with a zak.

When Dimberley won a scholarship to a leading girls school, that was it. He would be a she.

Puberty etc left Dimberley with dilemmas, but then she heard of Andrew Landeryou, a noted criminal whose own genitals had vanished beneath folds of flab before he was an adolescent. Dim knew she had found a man.

Andrew, despite strange sexual desires of his own, needed to get married in his efforts to cement a role as a powerbroker of the extreme Right of the ALP. He would not be picky about the true gender of his spouse. The pair went through a blasphemous mockery of the sacrament of marriage. Not only did they share the same wedding photographer as Hugh Jackman and Deborra Lee Furnes and Liberal boss Brian Loughnane and Peta Credlin. They refused to pay the bill, let alone the extra charges for breaking the camera because they were so ugly.

It all went like a dream until the night when sex pest Theo Theophanous attempted to rape Dim in the toilets at a fundraiser for the extreeme Right Senator Stephen Conroy. He returned to the table looking most disconcerted.

Landeryou and Dim however blackmailed him into silence. Dimberley's true gender has not been revealed until this law abiding and patriotic blog.

But just as Dim has lied about so many things while under oath, most notably in his egregious perjuries in the IQ fraud case, the fact remains: she is a he. Fat Andrew Landeryou is married to a man in drag.

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